adorable:

• i promise to take extra special piggy care of you.
  
• i promise to wear my red pumps while baking the love of our life cookies. 
  
• i promise to let you run about the living room.
  
• i promise to take you for wee piglet walks downtown.
  
• i also promise to take many snap shots of you and hang them upon the refrigerator, so you know that you are home of course.
  

(if i ever had a little pot belly pig these are the things i would vow to)