ichat with DJ..

Me: i had a dream the other night that i had a HUGE blunt and i smoked the fuck out of it. then the next thing i know im at work and i get a drug test done and im banned from working in La.

i woke up like mother fucker!!

DJ: lol that would be horrible

but very fun

Me: dude this blunt was like the size of your wrist.

HUGE ASS MOTHER FUCKER>

like smoking a goddamn twinkie

hahahahahaha

DJ: hahahahahaha!

Me: dude what if there was a twinkie flavored cig

OR WHAT IF YOU COULD INDEED SMOKE A DAMN TWINKIE!

oh shit...

DJ: LOL i think we should experiment

Me: I THINK SO!

dude... i mean really like start a hostess gold mine cigarette company

FUCK YEAH

we could have a cigarette like "BLACKS" adn they have a white swirly going down it

DJ: hahahahah

Me: and made you lips taste like chocolate when you lick em

DJ: i think we could puul this off man

Me: dude i swear to god we would be GODS of the hipsters for SUREZZZ

DJ: hahahah fo sho

Me: ole PBR aint got shit on us

hahahahahaha

fuck where is this coming from man.

bhaha. god i need a life

btw: i don't smoke.